My team got All Star Game tickets the day I faked an illness. PGP.

Brought my lunch to save money. Gone by 10 am. PGP.

Being asked to move out of the background a company commercial shoot. PGP.

Had no internet at work yesterday, spent 9 hours playing solitaire. PGP.

Trading in the beer shits for the coffee ones. PGP.

My parents inviting me over for a week while they are on vacation. I found a note on when to feed the dog. PGP.

The need to scrub the bar stamp off my hand was my only motivation for getting in the shower this morning. PGP.

Got one of those, “I either made lots of friends or ruined friendships night” type of hangovers. PGP.

Just realized I can no longer check the “20-24” age box on forms. PGP.

I feel like my life has now turned into the first scene of any movie Rob Schneider made from 1999-2002. PGP.