I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

Still getting rejected after being flown-in for the final interview. PGP.

I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

Chased my workout last night with a McDonald’s dollar menu extravaganza. PGP.

I see my Jimmy John’s delivery guy more than I see my family. PGP.

Did the math. If I don’t get at least $1,732 back on my tax return, I’ll have operated at a loss in 2014.

Having prescriptions for drugs you once used recreationally. PGP.

Perfecting the causal “lift and separate.” PGP.

We’d been inching closer for weeks, but my bathroom schedule has officially lined up with my boss’s. PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.