I am literally dead inside.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

The only thing I want for my birthday is a Dyson. PGP.

Fearing the consequences. PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

My friend got a sleep apnea mask. I’m kinda jealous. PGP.

My mom still slips me 20s. PGP.

Third cheeseburger of the week. PGP.

Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.