Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Forgot my headphones today. PGP.

Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. #PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

I make my lunches the night before. PGP

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.