Cried on the way to work today. PGP.

I’m having a beer at lunch as a memorial to Spring Break, and better days. PGP.

Secretly hoping the weather is shitty for all the spring breakers. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP

I just can’t get up early enough to cook breakfast. PGP.

Meal replacement bars. PGP

Got up and made some coffee just to kill a few minutes. PGP.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Married coworkers living vicariously through you. PGP.