Using “Back in the day” to refer to something you did less than 6 months ago #PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

I’ve decided to leave in my single gray hair to be taken more seriously around the office. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Checking the hot intern’s LinkedIn profile before making a move. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

Using your complete access to your bosses calendar to plan naps while they’re in meetings. PGP.

Spending more then you make.

When someone walks up to your desk and starts up a conversation while you’re clearly wearing headphones. PGP.