Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

Talking to my roomates about putting a garden in the backyard. #PGP

Got overly excited about my credit score moving up PGP

Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.

I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

When buying new jeans is easier than losing the weight. PGP

The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.