Framed my degree, but there’s really no place to hang it in this cubicle. PGP.

The whole office spent the first hour and a half of work today debating that damn dress.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.

Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

Broke the bank for Hulu Plus. PGP.

Only ten more months until I finally meet that three year work experience minimum. PGP.

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp