Can’t get an adderall prescription so I bought off brand caffeine pills instead. PGP

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

The Saved By The Bell cast currently looks younger than I do. PGP.

I’ve been here for two months. I came to the horrifying realization today that no one here knows what the hell they’re doing. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Signing a card for someone in the office who you didn’t even know existed. PGP.

Low balance alerts. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.