Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Somebody just microwaved broccoli again. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Paying the price on Monday for how little you accomplished on Friday. PGP.

Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP

Discovering not all office toilets are created equally

I have a case of the Mondays.

Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.

Being unofficially forced to throw in money for my boss’s going away gift. He’s only been my boss for 3 months. PGP.

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.