I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP
Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.
Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.
I am the only person in my group of friends that has to work today.
They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.
Going through the motions. PGP.
I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.
Allocating your tax return into weekly dividends of slightly better liquor throughout the next year.
Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP
Every time I fake interest in a useless meeting a little part of me dies