I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.

I am the only person in my group of friends that has to work today.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Going through the motions. PGP.

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

Allocating your tax return into weekly dividends of slightly better liquor throughout the next year.

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

Every time I fake interest in a useless meeting a little part of me dies