I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

I have no idea how to do my taxes. PGP.

Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

When I start thinking that I won’t have an original idea, I just remind myself that Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about goddamn cheeseburgers and is now a multimillionaire.