“I should probably stretch first”. PGP.

Giving your liver a nice, healthy break from Monday to Wednesday. PGP.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

It’s only Wednesday. PGP

Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.