Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now i’m in Omaha. PGP

So many door handle pulls while I’m in the handicap stall. PGP.

I turned 24 today. 41 more years until retirement. PGP.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

My boss didn’t accept my request to connect on LinkedIn

My friend is proposing to his girlfriend this weekend. The first domino to fall. PGP

“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.