Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

Mentally checking out around 11am on Friday. PGP.

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

Being legitimately concerned with what mortgage rates are. PGP.

Inadvertently hitting enter in the middle of an IM making you look illiterate

Casual Friday was cancelled yesterday after I left and nobody passed the info along.

When things get hard, I go into the bathroom and listen to Styx’s “Come Sail Away” and remember my Caribbean cruise from three years ago.

Last night was live music night at the local Applebee’s. It was pretty good. PGP

My parents bought me tires for my birthday, and I’ve never been more excited.

I got my tax refund. I’M RICH, BITCH!