I finally got to start traveling for work, but it’s all on weekends.

I got 99 problems and this broken fucking scanner is all of them.

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

I frequently walk home blackout from the bars to save money. PGP

Turned down a job offer because my current company has too much work to do and “needs” me. PGP.

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

I’ve never hit the step goal on my fit bit.

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.