My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.

My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.

Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.

The interpretation of casual Friday here varies wildly

Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

Spending your afternoon off at the bank rolling funds over into an IRA. PGP.

Fell asleep for a few minutes at my desk this morning. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Found out I sweat the same during interviews as I do during first dates. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.