My production doubles when I work from home

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

Fat, but not happy.

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.

I can relate to only 15% of the pop culture references my boss makes. PGP.

I don’t piss excellence in the morning. I piss dark roast. PGP

Knowing your the first in line of “non-essentials” to go when things turn bad.

The daily battle of trash bin placement in my cubicle with the janitor.

Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.