“When I was your age, I was just like you.” PGP.

Finally got laid by using eharmonys free trial weekend. PGP.

I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

Back to the grind.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

My manager texted me the angry emoji when I was 15 minutes late this morning.

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.