My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

“I’ll shoot it over to you now.”

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.

I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them