That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

Downloading the New York Times Crossword app in attempts to keep your brain and vocabulary sharp. PGP.

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

The 48 hour grace period you get before your “alma mater” calls looking for donations…. PGP