The hangover today is a disheartening reminder that I can’t drink like that during the week. PGP.

Chose to binge watch Netflix last night rather than binge drink tequila. PGP

that daily, 4:30 pm “I’ll be productive tomorrow” thought

Checking the current weather from my computer because my personal office has no windows. #PGP

Snapchat Live is just a reminder I will never be successful, rich, famous or attractive.

My coworkers found out my college nickname.

If only my job was as good as my LinkedIn mades it sound. PGP.

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.