I don’t get cranky before I’ve had my coffee, but I tell people I do so they won’t talk to me. PGP.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

“That’s probably before your time” always being before your time.

My coworker is leaving work to go to the dentist and I’m jealous. PGP.

Being told, “We must be on the same schedule.” when you see the same old guy in the bathroom on back-to-back trips. PGP.

Never wanting to go to Sunday brunch again because two day hangovers are very real. PGP.