Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.
People going crazy over the Fed rate hike and I’m over here like what the fuck am I going to ear for dinner?
Doing all of the work. Getting none of the credit. PGP.
The elevator stopping on the 2nd floor every. single. morning. PGP.
The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP
I know three families vacationing in Hawaii this week. I have a wedding weekend in Cleveland. PGP
Predicting tomorrow’s hangover. PGP
“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”
I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.
The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP