office_harlot

Member Since 04/18/2014

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

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People going crazy over the Fed rate hike and I’m over here like what the fuck am I going to ear for dinner?

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Doing all of the work. Getting none of the credit. PGP.

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The elevator stopping on the 2nd floor every. single. morning. PGP.

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The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

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I know three families vacationing in Hawaii this week. I have a wedding weekend in Cleveland. PGP

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Predicting tomorrow’s hangover. PGP

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“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”

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I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

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The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP

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