Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

My friend’s younger siblings left our BBQ because we weren’t drinking enough for them. PGP.

I’ve been on the road with the same guy for a month and we’re running out of stuff to talk about. PGP.

Everyone in the office becoming a Women’s World Cup expert over the weekend. PGP

Still hungover.

Already looking forward to Labor Day weekend. PGP.

Not even pretending to work this morning. PGP

Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend.