The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

Forgetting your headphones is like the end of the world. PGP.

Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.

Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

Showing an “old dog new tricks”. PGP.

I’m putting in my two weeks on Friday. I’m pretty sure they’re going to fire me when I do. PGP

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

Dropped my lunch on my floor this morning ,I stared at it for more than 5 seconds and now I can’t eat it. Happy Monday. PGP