I actually get a high from having a clean desktop and inbox.

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

Office thermostat wars. PGP

I just Ralph’d in the break room trash can.

“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.

I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.

A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP