Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP

On Saturday, I feel asleep at 7pm because I had nothing better to do. PGP

I feel no shame for job searching during my morning coffee dump.

For a brief, wonderful moment, I completely forgot what day it was. PGP

The most commonly used apps on my phone are for ordering food.

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.

Weather small talk master. PGPM.

That moment of panic walking into work wearing jeans and you’re not sure if it’s Friday or Thursday. PGP.

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

Its only 12:00. On Monday.