It took a year of networking and befriending IT to get the Wifi password. PGP

“I’m sorry I don’t handle that.” PGP

Just got an outlook invite for an ice cream and cake party to celebrate my last day of work. Fuck. PGP

The more I have to listen to my middle-age coworker complain about new technology in the office the more I understand the psyche of Patrick Bateman.PGP.

Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

Your entire mood at the office being based on how long you’ve gone without caffeine. PGP

I took my adderall too late. PCP

The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.