Seriously debating switching banks because my direct deposit would hit 4 hours earlier.

Irish exiting work. PGPM

Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

The cookie cutter for $5.29 on the wedding registry was definitely put there with me in mind.

“Your password has expired.”

I just plain don’t care anymore. PGP

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

I eat Kale now. PGP

Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP