“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

I had mcdonalds for breakfast, 5 guys for lunch, and smash burger for dinner. PGP

At least I have “old man strength” to look forward too. PGP.

Who is Meek Mill?

Work. Drink. Sleep. Repeat. PGP

I used to wonder what “your love life’s DOA” from the Friends theme song was like. Now I know.

Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

I think of a new place to move. Every. Day.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.