Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.

Warm toilet seats. PGP.

Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP

Guy in the stall next to me is wearing socks with sandals. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

Thinking about taking a personal finance class

Lost too much weight and can’t afford a new wardrobe. PGP

I don’t like the new Google logo. PGP.