Forgoing coffee to avoid conversation in the break room. PGP.

My Boss and our secretary have daily conversations about their Magic The Gathering strategies. PGP.

blowing my nose with old Starbucks napkins at work because employees lost “free tissue privileges” and are expected to bring them from home

What did people do before excel?

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP.

Always being stuck in “second gear”.

Not receiving any emails for three hours and immediately thinking something must be wrong. PGP

Sometimes I’ll kill the coffee and I won’t make a new pot. Just to feel alive. PGP.

My mom suggested that I get a tinder. PGP.