Spent my entire refund check paying off credit card debt. PGP

The line between puns and dad jokes has started to blur. PGP

My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

My mom just emailed me an article about the negative medical effects of binge drinking. PGP.

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Shouldn’t have had that last Jameson. PGP.

Been thinking about Whiskey since 8:30am. PGP

Hearing the cringing sound of “Do you mind doing..” from your incompetent cowoker. PGP

Getting pinched for not wearing green. PGP.

My boss just repeats the same 8 buzz words in every meeting. PGP