Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.

I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.

Getting sick just in time for the weekend. PGP

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

Googling “how much of each paycheck should I put into savings.” PGP.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

Thirty minutes into Monday and the guy next to me has already told the same story four times. PGP.

Massive spreadsheets that no one will ever read. PGP