I worked late tonight. Not because I was busy, but just because I really had nothing else to do. PGP.

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

The lady who just had her baby brought it into the office today. PGP

I just shat coffee. PGP

Being non-essential personnel but still having to be at work everyday. PGP.

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.