Being too tired at the end of the work day to look for a new job. PGP.

Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

There’s a circle of hell for those who schedule 7am meetings. PGP

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

I now understand why the elderly complain about their joints.

I wonder what millionaires would think if they knew that the people managing their money can’t remember to flush the toilet. PGP.

Just had to help my boss add a new desktop background.

“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.