Not wanting to be known as “The Guy Who Does Nothing,” but not wanting to actually do anything. PGP.

Family knows I hate my job and asked “Why don’t you just go for a walk on your lunch break and see who’s hiring around the city?” PGP.

Sometimes I’ll print something out on the printer on the other side of the floor just to walk around the office and look busy. PGP

When you drink too much and question all your life decisions the days following. PGP.

Needing Mondays off because Sunday isn’t enough time to decompress from the weekend. PGP.

Being two cups of coffee and a shit deep before anyone else gets to the office. PGP.

With the interns going back to school, I’m back to being the youngest in the office. PGP.

I sound so much nicer in my office voicemail than I actually am in real life. PGP.

Sometimes the best part of my day is riding the elevator alone. PGP.

Your news feed still reliably containing the photo of a teenage J-Timberlake at the beginning of May every year. PGP.