An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. PGP.

Boss went on paternity leave this week. His entire workload was given to me. PGP.

I sat in the parking lot for an hour before work debating about taking a sick day. PGP.

Being more invested in the lives of “This Is Us” characters than my own personal life. PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

The meeting before the meeting. PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.

Borrowed money from my parents again. PGP.

Spent 20 minutes looking for my wallet this morning. PGP.

Ignoring phone calls during my lunch break. At my desk. PGP.