I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.

I just want out. PGP

Showed up for happy hour and left at last call.

I just had to buy stamps for the first time in my life. PGP.

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

My coworkers children are having children. PGP.

Hiding your true plans for the weekend when anyone in the office ask PGP

Being relocated with no relocation bonus. PGP