Your coworker catching you while mid-selfie on snapchat. PGP.

Endorsing skills on LinkedIn. PGP.

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.

Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

Getting a cat confirmed I’m a terrible parent.

Painfully forced conversations. PGP.

Going to the 6pm showing of Jurassic Park so I can be in bed by 9.

I’ve been put in charge of Salesforce because I’m “young and better with technology” despite only using it a handful of times.