I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.

When “Hey, how’s it going?” leads into “Hey, would you mind…?” PGP.

Bought some expensive noise-cancelling headphones, but can still hear my coworkers

Instantly regretting checking your email PGP

Bcc is the screenshot of the working world. PGP

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.

My piss is always dark yellow. PGP

The only other single girl my age in the office has a kid. PGP