Calling in sick to avoid Game of Thrones spoilers.

My older co-workers are always asking me to “jazz up this Power Point presentation”. PGP.

Game of Thrones ruining your already terrible Monday morning.

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

I’m just trying to not throw up PGP

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

Damn I should have been a teacher.

The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee