Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

The highlight of my day was watching Windows do an update. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.