Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

I go to bed earlier on the weekends than I do during the week. PGP.

My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.

The inspirational quote in your email signature makes you getting fired the change I want to see in the world. PGP.

Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

I’m too new at this to be this tired of it already. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.