Mentally planning a solo celebratory lunch at Applebee’s for reaching 500+ on LinkedIn. PGP.

So much access to bank accounts and social security numbers. All I need is a little push from the right person. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

Commandeering the fancy desk chair of a senior coworker immediately after they leave the company. PGPM.

Best part of my weekend was buying new face wash and laundry detergent. I even said, “this is great” at checkout. PGP.

Being in charge of a project budget that is 25 times greater than your personal budget. PGP.

My middle aged cubemate is blasting Nickelback at 8 a.m. Good morning to me. PGP.

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

My week feels like Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday. PGP.

Praying that my tax return will be enough to knock out a nice chunk of my credit card debt. PGP.