Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Co-worker calls me “Good Girl” every time I do something before he asks me to do it. PGP.

Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

College grad, but still can’t put my fitted sheet on in the first try. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

My audio book game is on point. PGP.

I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.