My stocks took a hit today. PGP.

I’m starting to order more water than beer at the bar. PGP.

My job frequently touts “Work/Life Balance” but regularly denies PTO… PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers. PGP.

My 11-year-old cousin gets more Instagram likes than I do. PGP.

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

Using seasonal affective disorder as a cover for your alcoholism. PGP.

Typing rebuttal emails in word knowing you can’t actually send them without extensive editing if you want to keep your job. PGP.

“Are you going anywhere for Christmas?” PGP.