Spending your weekend going to open houses in places that you wish you could afford. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

Completing deliverables hungover is my version of the Jordan flu game. PGP.

“The new hires are all bright eyed and bushy tailed.” PGP.

Blocking your schedule out for a “meeting” so you can go buy 1/2 price candy during work. PGP.

Just ran out of data until the 18th. I’m flying to Europe in 8 days. PGP.

My only real motivation at work is not to get fired and not to get hassled. PGP.

I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

Ugh, I hate hearing about my coworkers’ kids and their Halloween. PGP.