Not remembering a single fucking thing from hometown bars last night when unsaved numbers are texting you today. PGP.

Going for “walks” around the building because the WiFi is shit at my cube. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

I finally put in my 2 weeks notice. Making my transition plan is the most satisfying thing I’ve done at work in months. PGP.

Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.

Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP.

Was playing around with my phone, took my sim card out and lost it. I leave for Europe tomorrow. PGP.

I worked late enough to sleep on the office break room couch twice this week. PGP.